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Subject is male, mid-twenties, Caucasian. Speaks with Scottish accent. Few distinguishing features. Implicated in elaborate four year confidence trick at Edinburgh University where he scammed a degree in Chemical Engineering. Known to have both arms and legs. Natural habitat is the cinema, becomes confused and disoriented outside of it. Fronts like gansta. Fond of action movies from Hollywood and the far East. Not picky as long as things explode. Known to own anime movies. Described as ‘pasty-faced’ by GQ magazine, attributed to a lifetime videogame habit. Regularly mugs old people to feed said addiction. Beaten up thousands of people, but only in Capcom fighting games. Occasionally pretends to be cultured and enjoy art house movies. As long as something is weird he’ll probably like it. Riki Takeuchii fixation. Likes to think he’s clever. Could use a shave. Has done four interesting things. Watches, writes, eats, sleeps, repeats.
What the hell is this, anyway?
Haven’t a clue, as yet. We could call it a ‘repository of material created by this here Scott Morris person’, but that’s just a fancy way of saying ’stuff’. So, basically this site will be full of ’stuff’ that doesn’t fit into the fabulous movie review site theOneliner.com, my primary waste of time.