Wallpaper – Attemped suicide result

I tried to end it all last night. After much deliberation I decided to off myself via slashing my wrists, although sadly there were no knives to hand. Not to be halted by such ill-fortune, I improvised a suitable death-implement from a nearby sheet of A4.

The result, as evidenced from the type your very eyes doth rest on at this moment, was not successful. I assure you I am not now writing from some ethereal realm of milk and honey. The effort was not entirely in vain however, as clicking the thumbnail to the right will download a rather natty desktop wallpaper for your compu-device in a hulking 1280*1024 resolution.