These games I have played


Videogames, of course, rot your soul, cause eight different forms of cancer and eat babies. I’ll give you the skinny on just how evil a particular game is.

Advance Guardian Heroes - Gameboy Advance

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Treasure bury their usual genius in this short-lived, mundane but technically impressive beat-em-up.

Advanced Lawnmower Simulator - ZX Spectrum

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

The entirely incredible lawnmowing adventure. Keeps it real on a hitherto unknown scale.

Ninja Cop - Gameboy Advance

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

A slice and dice that’s twice as nice; a hack and slash that’s worth your cash.

Tekken 5 - PS2

Monday, October 2nd, 2006

In which I am resounding unimpressed by a Tekken game. Again. You’d think I’d learn by now.

Max Payne - Gameboy Advance

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Mildly successful attempt at squeezing the noir-tinged shootybangs into the underpowered GBA.

Pinball of the Dead - Gameboy Advance

Sunday, August 27th, 2006

Efficient zombie themed pinballer. As good as you’ll find on the GBA.

Command & Conquer: Renegade - PC

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

Writeup of the vastly under-rated, albeit not earth-shattering FPS set in the CnC universe. Unfairly maligned, it’s at worst competent and often impressive in scope and vision.

Max Payne - PC, PS2, Xbox

Monday, July 17th, 2006

Surely you know about Max Payne by this point, and so you now how darn stylish, fun and, well, short-lived it is. If not, find out here!

Mortal Kombat Advance - Gameboy Advance

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

Writeup of one of the worst games I’ve ever had the misfortune to play. The worst of the MK franchise, which is no mean feat.

Breath Of Fire 2 - Gameboy Advance

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

Wordy review of this solid GBA RPG outing. Barely updated SNES-era adventuring awaits!