Scott Morris'
Bastion of Truth

Treasure bury their usual genius in this short-lived, mundane but technically impressive beat-em-up.

The entirely incredible lawnmowing adventure. Keeps it real on a hitherto unknown scale.

A slice and dice that’s twice as nice; a hack and slash that’s worth your cash.

In which I am resounding unimpressed by a Tekken game. Again. You’d think I’d learn by now.

Mildly successful attempt at squeezing the noir-tinged shootybangs into the underpowered GBA.

Efficient zombie themed pinballer. As good as you’ll find on the GBA.

Writeup of the vastly under-rated, albeit not earth-shattering FPS set in the CnC universe. Unfairly maligned, it’s at worst competent and often impressive in scope and vision.

Surely you know about Max Payne by this point, and so you now how darn stylish, fun and, well, short-lived it is. If not, find out here!

Writeup of one of the worst games I’ve ever had the misfortune to play. The worst of the MK franchise, which is no mean feat.

Wordy review of this solid GBA RPG outing. Barely updated SNES-era adventuring awaits!